Three misses this week. All three, it turns out, were about time — the kind you can't see until it's already run out.
Eighty-two percent of you figured the Justice Department would appeal a judge's ruling on the 75-country visa ban before September 8th. It didn't. Turns out the court had given both sides until September 11th just to propose next steps — a deadline nobody outside the docket was watching, while the rest of us fixated on one we'd basically made up.
That's the trap with legal news. The headline moves at headline speed. The actual process moves at filing-cabinet speed. I keep forgetting those are two different clocks.
Then there's OPEC+. Six straight months of output increases will do something to a crowd — it'll convince you the trend is the story, and trends always continue, right up until the meeting where they don't. Seventy-eight percent of us expected another hike for October. Instead the group held steady, its unwinding finally finished, a war in the Strait of Hormuz still scrambling the market underneath them. A flock doesn't turn because the wind changed. It turns because a few birds at the edge felt something before the rest of us did. Momentum feels like information. Most of the time it's just inertia wearing information's coat.
And then, my favorite one: the Rams landed in Melbourne twenty-eight hours before kickoff. The 49ers had been there a week — eating meat pies, sleeping through the time change, doing whatever it takes to convince a body it's actually afternoon. Seventy-eight percent of us picked the Rams anyway, on reputation and rivalry and the usual priors. The 49ers won 27-7. The game got decided before either team stepped on the field, by two travel itineraries, and none of us thought to price that in.
I don't think any of these misses were dumb. I think we're just better at reading stories than reading clocks — the visible one on the wall, and the quieter ones ticking underneath it: a court's actual schedule, a cartel's actual constraints, a body's actual jet lag.
Next week's board is already filling up. Come misjudge some clocks with me.
This week's resolutions
Politics
- The Senate passed it 86-11. Will the House pass the Russia sanctions bill by Sept 10? → No
- The national debt hit $40.05 trillion on Aug 18. Will the Treasury's daily total top $40.2 trillion before Sept 5? → No
- Will a New York judge dismiss Luigi Mangione's state murder case before his Sept 8 trial date? → No
- A judge struck down Trump's visa ban on 75 countries. Will the Justice Department appeal before Sept 8? → No
- Trump says the U.S. now controls 65 billion barrels of Venezuelan oil. Will Washington name the venture's private partners by Sept 12? → Yes
- Will a federal appeals court let the Postal Service's new mail-ballot rules take effect before Sept 12? → No
- Trump endorsed John Sununu, up 60-20 in August polls. Will Sununu clear 60% in New Hampshire's Republican Senate primary Sept 8? → Yes
- Will Missouri's Supreme Court let voters decide the state's new congressional map by the Sept 8 ballot deadline? → Yes
- Trump closes the first Republican midterm convention in Dallas on Sept 10. Will he bring up a third term in the speech? → No
- The Justice Department went straight to the Supreme Court. Will the justices clear the way for the new USPS mail-ballot rules by Sept 12? → No
- Trump issued a new birthright citizenship order after the Supreme Court rejected his first. Will a federal judge block it before Sept 12? → Yes
- Chris Pappas polled 61% against Karishma Manzur in August. Will he top 70% in New Hampshire's Democratic Senate primary Sept 8? → No
World
- Will there be some kind of 'AI emergency' in Aug that triggers govt action? Dig Deeper link a bit scary! → No
- Putin turned down a three-way summit with Trump and Zelenskyy. Will Washington impose new Russia sanctions before Sept 8? → No
- Canada says it will match Washington dollar for dollar. Will Ottawa's retaliatory tariffs on U.S. goods take effect Sept 8? → Yes
- Iran and Oman put mine clearing in the Strait of Hormuz at 30 to 60 days. Will they say the work has started before Sept 11? → No
- The U.S. has pledged $500,000 to Nepal, where 90 Americans are missing. Will Washington raise that figure before Sept 8? → Yes
- Zelenskyy has handed Washington new proposals to end the war. Will Trump and Putin speak before Sept 8? → No
- Germany is closing Russia's Bonn consulate over the Leipzig drone attack. Will Moscow order a German consulate shut before Sept 8? → Yes
- The Strait of Hormuz has been shut since February, and Washington says every mine is cleared. Will Iran declare it open before Sept 12? → No
- OPEC+ finished unwinding its cuts this month. Will the group approve another output increase for October when it meets Sept 6? → No
- EU sanctions on Putin and Lavrov expire Sept 15. Can the bloc clear Slovakia's veto and approve the rollover on Sept 9? → No
- The U.S., South Korea and Japan hold Freedom Edge drills Sept 7-11. Will North Korea fire a ballistic missile during them? → No
- Russia and Ukraine paused strikes on each other's capitals while Trump's envoys shuttle between Moscow and Kyiv. Will either side announce an extension of the pause by Sept 9? → No
- The U.S. destroyed three Iranian oil tankers Sept 5. Will American forces hit another Iranian vessel before Sept 12? → Yes
- Gas stayed above $4 a gallon all August, a record. Will OPEC+ approve another output increase for October at its Sept 6 meeting? → No
- Will the IAEA say its inspectors have visited Iran's bombed nuclear sites before Sept 10? → No
- Iran fired missiles and drones at Kuwait, Bahrain, Jordan and Iraq on Sept 1-2. Will it strike any of the four again before Sept 11? → Yes
Markets
- Gas averaged more than $4 a gallon every day in August, a first. Will the U.S. national average fall below $4 by Sept 8? → No
- Diesel hit a record $5.85 a gallon Friday, its first new high since 2022. Will AAA's national average top $5.90 by Sept 9? → Yes
- Brent crude has climbed to about $98 as the U.S. and Iran trade tanker strikes. Will it settle above $100 a barrel by Sept 11? → Yes
- Inflation ran at 3.4% in July. Will August's CPI, out Sept 11, come in at 3.5% or higher? → No
- Houthi missiles and drones hit Saudi Aramco energy sites, halting some operations and pushing Brent crude to $98. Will Brent settle above $100 a barrel on Sept 10? → Yes
- Oracle has fallen about 20% this year despite a $638 billion AI backlog. Will its stock close higher on Sept 11, the day after earnings? → No
- Oracle's AI order backlog hit $638 billion last quarter. Will revenue clear $19.1 billion when it reports Sept 10? → Yes
- Morgan Stanley cut Adobe to underweight on AI disruption. Wall Street sees $6.69B in Q3 revenue. Will Adobe top $6.75B Sept 10? → Yes
- The S&P 500 closed at 7,673 on Sept 8, its second straight loss. Will it close above 7,700 on Sept 11? → No
Sports
- Seattle beat New England 29-13 in Super Bowl LX. Will the Seahawks win the rematch that opens the season Sept 9? → Yes
- Wisconsin averaged 12.8 points a game last season. Will Notre Dame beat the Badgers by more than 20 at Lambeau Field on Sept 6? → Yes
- Shohei Ohtani hasn't thrown a pitch since July 3. Will he take the mound in a Dodgers game before Sept 8? → No
- Aryna Sabalenka is chasing a third straight U.S. Open title and hasn't dropped a set yet. Will she lose one before the quarterfinals? → No
- No American man has won the U.S. Open since 2003. Will one make the semifinals when the quarterfinals end Sept 9? → Yes
- The NFL's first regular-season game in Australia is Sept 10. Can the 49ers upset the Rams in Melbourne? → Yes
- Ben Shelton beat Carlos Alcaraz in five sets to set up an all-American semifinal. Will he get past Frances Tiafoe on Sept 11? → Yes
- Lane Kiffin makes his LSU debut in Baton Rouge. Will LSU beat Clemson on Sept 5? → Yes
Culture
Discovery
- Meta will owe states billions more if rivals match its teen-safety deal. Will TikTok, Snap or YouTube agree by Sept 11? → No
- Bitcoin has slid to about $77,700 as a September rate hike came back into play. Will BTC close below $75,000 before Sept 8? → No
- The U.S. has logged 2,777 measles cases and its first two deaths of 2026. Will the CDC's count top 3,000 by Sept 9? → Yes
- Apple's iPhone event is Sept 9. Will Apple announce a foldable iPhone that starts at $2,000 or more? → No
- The iPhone 17 Pro starts at $1,099. Will Apple price the iPhone 18 Pro above that at its Sept 9 event? → Yes
- China called off its Chang'e-7 moon launch with no new date. Will Beijing set one before Sept 8? → No
- The Atlantic still has no hurricane, its slowest start in almost 40 years. Will the season's first one form before Sept 12? → No
- Apple unveils its first foldable iPhone Sept 9, nine years after the rumors started. Will the company call it the iPhone Ultra? → No
- Congo's Ebola outbreak has killed more than 3,000, the deadliest in its history. Will the toll top 3,200 by Sept 9? → Yes
- Bitcoin slid under $80,000 after August payrolls blew past forecasts and revived Fed hike bets. Will BTC close above $80,000 on Sept 9? → No
- Apple's first foldable iPhone is unveiled Sept 9 under new CEO John Ternus. Will Apple give it a September release date? → No