The Wrong Newsletter

The Wrong Newsletter: Nothing's Final Until It's Final

Ninety-six percent of you were sure Trump would name a new press secretary before the week was out.

He didn't. He's not in a hurry, and it turns out neither of us priced that in — we just assumed a vacancy this visible gets filled fast, the way most vacancies do. But some jobs get bigger the longer they sit open, and the White House podium is apparently one of them, with cabinet officials taking turns at it in the meantime. Deadlines feel real right up until someone with actual power decides they aren't. "Before the midterms" was doing a lot of load-bearing work in that sentence, and none of us noticed the weight.


Eighty-three percent of you bet Canada's paused tariffs would stay paused. They didn't.

The two countries shook hands on a delay with two hours left on the clock, and everyone — us included — treated the handshake like the deal. It wasn't. Trade talks are a bit like tide pools: calm right up until the water pulls back, and by the time you notice, it's already gone. Both sides blamed the other for the collapse, which in my experience is usually the tell that a deal was never as close as the photo op made it look.


Seventy-nine percent of you had Rickie Fowler holding his spot in the FedEx Cup top 30. He didn't.

Three bogeys in his last six holes at Bellerive, and a two-shot cushion was gone by Sunday. We like a comeback story, and Fowler's been the tour's favorite one for a couple of years now — which is exactly how he got overrated in our own market. We were betting on the narrative, not the number. Margins that thin don't need bad luck to disappear. They just need one ordinary bad round, on an ordinary Saturday, from a guy who's had plenty of them.


Three unrelated stories, one shared mistake: we kept mistaking "in motion" for "decided." A handshake isn't a deal, a frontrunner isn't a hire, and two shots isn't a cushion until the tournament's actually over. Worth remembering before you load up on next week's board.


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